I’ve been watching porn for quite some time now, and I love nothing more than to come across an old video that I loved but forgot about. I don’t know what makes those nostalgic scenes so damn alluring, but sometimes I can’t stop searching for them. Unfortunately, most sites I watched when I was young are either unavailable any longer or left to rot and are often filled with pop-ups and viruses. Well, as I was scrolling and came across Private.com, you wouldn’t believe how excited I was. I remember flipping pages of the Swedish Private magazine before I ever laid my hands on a computer, so I couldn’t wait to see if the content still holds up today.
To say that I was excited to return to Private would be an understatement, but once I started doing more research I kept getting more shocked. Instead of focusing on nude photos as it used to, Private is a network that consists of 14 amazing sites, all of which revolve around hardcore porn. Because the network has been making DVD movies since 1995 and uploading content since 1997, it has managed to create a huge library that consists of 7,450+ videos and 1,316 full-length movies. Although there was more information to read through, after finding out just how much content there is to enjoy, I couldn’t help but subscribe to inspect it
I was a bit sceptical when loading up Private.com since most older websites usually put so many ads and banners on their main pages that it becomes impossible to navigate through it. To my surprise, the network has done a fantastic job at keeping things modern and minimalistic. The main page welcomes you with a huge animated banner of its hottest new movie that’s a bit difficult to scroll past since it’s so mesmerizing. The rest of the homepage is filled with animated thumbnails, DVD covers of movies, and a few models, and all of these sections are perfectly organized. The thumbnails have the number of likes that users have given them, but I’d prefer there to be an upload date and movie length instead.
Although the main page is great, the real test comes once you start to explore the rest of the network. As soon as I loaded up the videos section, I was relieved to see everything was sweet and simple. Sorting can be done with the press of a button, and if you don’t want to open a separate tab for the list of categories, you can use the drop-down menu and choose your favorite tags right above the thumbnails themselves. Surprisingly enough, the model index was what impressed me the most. Not only was browsing through the list of performers sleek and easy, but every single pornstar had a well-written biography about them, their measurements, nationality, body proportions, and the list of videos they starred in for easy access.
Even though most of the pornstars you’ll see on Private.com are cute and young European chicks, their innocent smiles turn lustful as soon as the cameras start rolling. If there’s one thing I love most, it’s seeing cute, petite, and curvy white girls get railed relentlessly. Luckily, Private is packed with hardcore scenes that last 30 minutes and movies that last hours. As far as variety goes, there’s enough to keep you entertained for years. My favourites were gang-bangs and threesomes scenes with hardcore anal, double penetration, and light BDSM, but there’s also a good amount of romantic sex, story-based videos that revolve around secretaries, schoolgirls, cheating milfs, cucked teens, and basically any scenario that you can imagine.
Despite having an unbelievable amount of content to explore, the network has maintained high quality in each scene. All of the newer videos are uploaded in 4K, but if you scroll down to the scenes from the 90s, the quality is understandably lower. I was very sceptical to find out that Private.com advertises daily uploads yet fails to add the upload date on its movies. This is usually the telltale sign of false advertising, but after a closer look, it seems true. I have come across a couple of days that were skipped, but in general, the network manages to grow its library consistently on a daily basis.
While it’s great that Private allows users to freely roam its website, read juicy descriptions, and watch spicy trailers, to see the movies in their entirety, you must first subscribe. There are three different plans you can choose from, the most popular one being the monthly subscription that’s going to cost you €29,95. There is also a 3-month and 12-month membership plan, which are discounted by a staggering amount, but the downside of purchasing those subscriptions is that you are billed the total in one payment. This might not be a big issue for some, but I’d still recommend starting off small to get a feel of the content before becoming a yearly member.
If you’re like me and you’re worried that a kinky pornographic transaction will be shown on your card after you become a member, you’re in luck, as the payments are as discreet as possible. There are also different payment options, such as PayPal, Bitcoin, and gift card trading, if you don’t want to risk someone seeing your purchasing history on your card. Although the membership prices aren’t bad, I feel a bit disappointed that there’s not a 7-day trial membership option or even a 1-day trial. It’s quite nice to have access for a day to see if the content is right for you, but it looks like the only way to experience the beautiful hardcore scenes with lots of anal is to purchase at least the monthly Private.com subscription.
So far, I’ve mostly been positive when it comes to Private.com and its content, but I’m not going to let my nostalgia get the better of me and not mention any of the flaws. Although the network is great, I found it very odd that no content is dated, but what was even more confusing is that you can’t download the movies in 4K. You can still stream them in the highest quality possible, but for some reason, you can only download them in Full HD. These problems might sound major to some, but to me, it’s pretty easy to ignore them since I rarely download porn on any of my devices.
Despite its flaws, I still believe Private.com is the best place you can be if you’re looking for passionate hardcore sex that contains gorgeous European models, threesomes, and rough anal. There’s a reason that Private has been in business for over 6 decades and is still thriving, and that’s mainly due to the fact that it consistently uploads high-quality scenes with the hottest women I’ve seen in my life. The models might be mainly white, but there’s plenty of ethnicities to explore if you’re for some odd reason not into white chicks. However, if you’re like me and horny white girls are your kryptonite, head inside Private and see for yourself just how breathtaking the pornstars are.
+ Huge library of 4K videos and full-length movies
+ Gorgeous pornstars with lots of variety
+ Genuinely passionate hardcore porn
– Content isn’t dated
– Maximum Full HD downloads
– Most older videos are in SD quality